What you'll find here:

• A list of cheese types;
• Information about the Befunge programming language;
• An animated fractal;
• Information to make sure I'm the Joshua Belsky you're after;
• Web design straight out of 1994.

What you won't find here:

• A boring blog describing, in excruciating detail, what I've been up to lately;
• Pictures of my cats;
• A list of my favorite movies, television shows and books;
• Fan fiction.